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Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Strength and Weakness 

I would like to share some thoughts about an interesting matter.
Some Israeli Army Pilots decided to write a letter against bombings over terrorists in Gaza, Judea and Samaria because of the innocent casualties these bombings cause.
Right after this letter the whole Israeli society expressed its indignation against these traitors that, as they said,serve the cause of our enemies and weaken us.
Many solutions were proposed to deal with the phenomenon, from specific measures against these pilots to wide range measures against any free divergent thinking in the Israeli society. The assistant to the Education minister proposed to eliminate from school materials those books that were written by Israeli writers and intellectuals that expressed themselves against the Army and the present Government.
I think that a red line is being crossed here.
This is the very difference between democracy and totalitarianism. Freedom of intellect.
I think that these pilots, the very ones who must bear the responsibility of their actions (as right as they may be), are actually saving us.
I think they are bringing some fresh air to the dirty oxygen we have been breathing lately.
They strengthen us, reminding us of the need for free thinking and not just obeying to nonsense orders and believing to whatever the establishment wants us to.
I thank them for paying personally for their actions, I thank them for defending me against my enemies over the borders which I hope they'll keep on doing and my enemies inside me.
They are the very best this country can offer and I hope that the seeds of freedom they are implanting in our society will in the end prevail, no matter how many books will be burnt, no matter how many criminals will make it to the government.

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Thanks 

Thanks People of Israel for your strenght.
Thanks for not giving up, never!
Thanks for keeping on going.
Thanks for your patience
Thanks for your humanity
It is time for change.
It is time for rethinking from scratch our strategy
It is time for a disruptive solution.
A simple citizen...

Sunday, August 31, 2003

Maginot 

The most effective solution

In the end a definitive solution for Palestinian terrorism inside Israel: Defence Fence.
What I do like most is the rhyme: Defence Fence, Fence Fence.
This is going to be the end of our troubles. No more suicidal terrorist attacks, no more deaths of innocent Israeli people.
Only, as for the Maginot Line, eventually static defence systems get bypassed.
Palestinian Kassam rockets will evolve into Kassam missiles and when Tel Aviv will be the primary target, all of sudden we'll see all the great generals accuse one another and try to avoid the blame.
I say it is time to stop thinking as if no history and no experience exists outside of Israel.
If we can avoid mistakes, why not to?
Real defences are dynamic, evolutionary.
There have been wars, long wars, elsewhere too. Some of these ended up into peace, some others into non-belligerance and then peace.
Common interests, power equilibrium and supporting economic infratsructures have been the only real engines for peace and wellbeing.
Some fear helps too, but not of the enemy, fear of what you have to loose.
Terrorism on the other hand, so much rooted into the Palestinians' way of life today, must be eradicated. Most of Europe of course, supporting terrorist actions, is a disturbing element to the peace process, but is not an absolute obstacle.
We must understand that the only way against terrorism is to terrorize the terrorists.
At the same time it is pretty straightforward that terrorization cannot be achieved through pinpointed "preventive actions".
Real terrorization of the terrorist is achievable only actibng at the very root of their power, within the people they recruit, kids, the non-belligerant population. They must be helped not to fall into terrorists nets. Anti-terrorist propaganda and positive action must be undertaken by the Palestinian Authority against terrorist groups. No negotiation with terrorists can be tollerated as no negotiations were tollerated with Israel's first days free military groups.
Palestinian Authority must stop playing this double role, faking imprisonments and negotiating with terrorist groups for the achievement of a cease fire.
As simple as it sounds, no negotiation with terrorists can be accepted.
Either PA decides to leave the terrorist way, in which case it must fight against terrorism with no compromise (and of course no negotiations), or otherwise PA demonstartes it is a terrorist supporting regime and as such must be extirpated.
On the other hand Israel has to establish once and for all the territories she considers inside national boarders and draw an immaginary line above which no civilian settlement will be accepted, only military patrols and operations.
Then the only obstacle to peace will be the endless cultural distance between Arab culture and Western culture...

Monday, August 18, 2003

New Zionists 

A new species has been developing in Israel

The first time I saw them I was almost as excited as when I had my first solo drive a century ago.
I felt pretty much like Darwin.
Israel of course is not the Galapagos, nonetheless, I was definetly watching a new evolving species. I called it: The New Zionist.
Typical Charachteristics:
1) Came to Israel in their mid 40s, or left Israel and lives somwhere nice, calm and wealthy
2) Made a lot of money outside the country, before immigrating
3) Lives in the Herzlyiah Pituach, Kfar Shmaryahu, Rananna, Ramat Aviv area
4) Owns at least a penthouse, or rents it
5) Avoids carefully paying taxes exploiting double nationality issues
6) Feels compelled to send his children to serve the IDF
7) Feels compelled to preach to everybody about how great is Israel and how important is to live in the country
8) travels abroad not less than 12 times a year, for not less than 1 Week
9) Feels compelled to preach everybody about their duties towards the country, about paying taxes, eating local foods, buying local production
10) Carefully buys only import products, or imports himself great quantities of expensive high quality foreign specialties when travelling abroad.
11) Feels compelled to preach and do whatever possible (even though pretty immoral) to get young people stuck in the country preventing them from building their future
12) Struggles as strong and as dirty as he can to maintain the social status quo
13) Feels compelled to send friends and family over the front while self intrenching in great villas.
Welcome to the world new species, the future is yours!

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

No More Family Breaking! 

Final Solution For Foreign Workers' Children

The law was finally approved by the Government.
We won't have to assist to these horrible scenes any more. From now on, no more children torn apart from their parents by the Immigration Authority.
Eventually a solution was found to this horrible problem.
Children will now be imprisoned and thrown out of Israel together with their parents.
What a relief!
Think about it, what sense does it make to expell only parents, leaving here their children?
We then have to feed them, help them, grow them and they eventually pollute our society and steal resources from citizens!
Now this terrible thing is stopped for good.

Sunday, August 03, 2003

Israeli MOB 2003 

New Israeli Invention: From Farmers To Mobsters

It is unbelievable, but nonethless true.
In a further effort to enhance social mobility in Israel, a new career path has been open for farmers.
You have to be bad enough, conscienceless, cruel and -of course- pave your way through the army service, but in the end you'll make it.
The fundamental milestons for this new -blue and white- career path are as follows:
1) Written proof of your stupidity
2) Army service up to at least general
3) Start a useless, dirty, war possibly lying on its causes, scope and puposes
4) Cause -through the above war- the death of at least 1000 of your young soldiers (better if under 19)
5) Have some sons
6) Disguise your criminal actions through the above sons
7) Become Prime Minister
8) Start a reign of dumb terror abolishing silently and informally all democratic basic freedoms
9) Written proof of minimal 120 Kg weight
10) Find yourself a stupid enough country and stupid enough people to let you do all of that
Nothing more to it.
As you can see, there are no tough requirements and the road is open to enterpreneurs.
One success story we already have.
Remember, once you make it to the top, you'll be ablo to steal, rob, manage organized crime, violate people and property at your wish.
It's worth it.
It's Israel 2003.

Sunday, July 27, 2003

New Idea by: Israeli Glorious Police 

Final solution for Israeli Police's budget problems

Today we were walking around in Ramat Aviv.
It was a typical Israeli end of July sunny, sticky hot day.
Walking was hardly possible because of the heath. We were headed to the Ramat Aviv mall and the only thing we could think about were the mall's nice and fresh air conditioned shops.
Eventually we got at the crossing lights in front of the mall. We started crossing without noticing the lights were yellow.
Nothing happened untill we completely crossed the street.
Then, all of a sudden, a policewoman jumped of her hiding spot and stopped us.

You crossed the street while the crossing lights were red.
Did you notice?
she told us in the typical violent and unpolite Israeli Police's tone.

We answered that we were sorry, we didn't notice.

You will have to pay a fine. It's a 100 Nis Told us Off. Buzagla (we had to read her name from the tag, she didn't even bother to present herself or show any ID. By the way her whole appearance was pretty disgusting, her trousers were spotted and dirty and so was her shirt).

We asked her whether she could save us the fine for this time since we really didn't notice.

No way! Why should I care you didn't notice. In fact I truly hope you won't notice next time as well. There is absolutely no educational purpose in this new police operation.
Buzaglo Buzagli, Israel's Police Minister conceived this new great Made in Israel operation with only two goals in mind: 1) increase Israeli Police's budget with the minimum possible effort and 2) do this without decreasing at all the overall car accidents rate which is such a wellcome phenomenon in light of our new population reduction plan.
You see, all Israel's Police officers are now hiding in the proximity of crosslights. We wait for people to cross with the red lights. We spot the before they actually cross, as I did with you, but we pay attention not to do anything and wait.
We wait for the best, a deadly car accident involving the pedestrian and a car. If it doesn't happen, then we make money stopping them and fining them.
This way, with minimum effort we manage to keep absolute entropy -we don't move a finger while the accident is still possible- while making money out of it, fining pedestrians. No more driving downtown and on the highways trying to stop mad drivers, no more walking and fining parked cars in no parking spots endangering the streets with the terrible risk of actually doing something usefull and avoiding accidents.
That's the best idea ever! A 100% Made in Israel (= Blue and White) idea. Only the Israeli genius could conceive and implement it.
Explained us Buzagla in her classic violent and nervous Israeli police tone.

Astonished we walked away.
It is true indeed, these great ideas cannot but shed light over the other people of the world. We are the best country in the world in the end!

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